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April 9, 2007
Book Review: 182 Days in Iraq
I first met Phil Kiver this past January in Washington DC at the Free Republic counter-protest of United for Peace and Justice. He had on his trademark Seattle Mariners baseball shirt with "Iraq Veteran" on the back. He had a bullhorn and was conversing with the leftists who were marching past us.
The left takes great delight in making the "chickenhawk" charge, and as such the marchers were shouting "Serve! Serve! Serve!" in unison at us.
Through his bullhorn Phil would say back to them "I served in Iraq!"
Without missing a beat, the leftists would holler right back "if you liked it so much GO BACK!"
It was just another example of how you just can't win with these people. If you didn't serve you're a chickenhawk, if you did you're a warmonger who needs to go back to Iraq.
About a month later I saw him at CPAC signing his book, 182 Days in Iraq: Plus a Year of Reaction at Home. I picked up a copy. When he discovered I had a blog, he asked me to review it.
The book is basically a diary-type account of what he did every day in Iraq. It reads like an daily journal, and it looks like he published it without any editing having been done. He writes like people talk, his writing is overly colloquial. It's a series of quick observances, or ramblings, actually. They're mostly about other people, and it doesn't really add up to much. You won't learn what it's like to be in the army, in Iraq, or whether our strategy and tactics are correct from this book. This is odd, since Kiver's role there was as a journalist. This should have granted him a unique opportunity to see the "big picture". The average person in a hierarchy sees the world through a straw. Unfortuantely whatever Kiver reported on doesn't make it into this book.
Here's a typical entry
16 Oct 0700 hrs I'm out at the range again. I love coming out hre to shoot my rifle. There is a soldier sitting across from me whos name is McKeever. He is loud, obnoxious, and funny. It must be all in the name. I'm sitting here, and it is like listening to me talking. It is silly how similar this guy is to me.
Two points; one, you learn nothing about the army, Iraq, much of what it is like to be there, or whether we are winning about entries like this. Two, by comparing himself to the soldier Kiver describes himself as "obnoxious"; not exactly the way most people would want to be described.
I can't really even say that I'm completely sure what his job was in Iraq. I figured out that he was some sort of army journalist, but beyond that it's not clear. Was he a print or video journalist? Where were his stories published? Nowhere in the text that I found does he say. There are several mentions of interviews he did with high-ranking officers, and of videos that he made, but it's never clear what happened to any of the material. There's also little or nothing of substance about the interviews. What did all these high-ranking officers say?
Kiver is an unabashed supporter of the president and our mission in Iraq. Unfortunately one gets little sense of how the war is going from this book, or what we are doing right or wrong. This too is a bit odd, given that as a journalist he surely saw and heard more than the average foot soldiers.
The only section of real substance was his coverage of the trial of Staff Sergeant Ivan Frederick, one of the soldiers eventually convicted in the Abu Ghraib scandal. Kiver was at his trial, and we get a few pages that are worth reading.
The worst aspect of the book is that Kiver constantly criticizes the people around him, especially those in his own unit. Everyone is a dope except for him and a few others. Here are a few quick samples
p. 90-91 Here is what happened when we were outside the fence. I drove out there in a regular Ford Explorer with Specialist Birmingham. She, as usual, did nothing to provide security, just wandered around aimlessly. I however, had my rifle lying across the hood of the vehicle, scanning the highway for any sign of trouble from the passing motorists.p. 146
I got a serious a**-chewing from my sergeant major today. At least they know I am alive. I really enjoy getting yelled at by people who know I am smarter than them. At least he has a college degree from Texas A & M, I think. My supervisors seemed to be so threatened by anything I proposed. It was as if I was making those suggestings for my own benefit. I wrote some things down on paper about Captain Dunkelberger and his shortcomings and our most recent trip, so the sergeant major got his dander all up.p.170
Today I had to help officers with very simple tasks, which is funny and sad at the same time. First, I took a DVD over to Brigadier General Pullhman, and had to sit there while they made sure there was sound on it. One of the soldiers appeared to be being a little friendly toward me. She was skinny, with straight lines for a body, except her teeth, which were all crooked. Of course, I blew her off, regardless of what she looked like (Kiver is married - Tom). After that I had to go up to the palace and help a lieutenant colonel play a videotape and record it onto a DVD at the same time. This involved pushing play on the VCR, then pushing record on the DVD player. I know I have a master's degree, but seriously, everywhere I look I see dumb people.p 189
It seemed that every radio show wanted to interview my commander, Lieutenant General Metz, about what happened in Mozul yesterday. The officers were running around like they were on crazy pills. I was as calm as could be. It just seems that some people need to relax and realize that the war will go on with or without them and their clipboards or notebads. I had just finished a most relaxing lunch hour in Building 25, with my beverage of choice for the afternoon. We got the s&*t ready and put the general in front of the camera. I had to tell him to quit moving around. He has a habit of shifting to this left, because he gets nervous. Afterward, he slapped me on the back and told mne our army is great because anyone can tell a general if he is doing something wrong. Yeah, right!
The italicized portions are what Kiver added after being at home for a year.
I could go on, but I think I've made my point.
Any book will include observances of people that are negative. This is to be expected in any honest portrayal. But in this book it's all rather excessive. Kiver himself is perfect while so many others are dopes. Perhaps Kiver's unit was disfunctional; I am in no position to judge. But after awhile of reading personal criticisms it all gets to be a bit much and one begins to suspect that the situation may be the opposite of what Kiver says it is. It is also telling that there is no serious analysis of the situation, just random personal criticisms.
I recommend that you go read the customer reviews on Amazon of this book. Several are by people who say they served with Kiver in Iraq. They are...interesting.
Kiver does make friends with several soldiers from allied armies, notably Italy, and his experiences with them are vaguely interesting. Again, though, Kiver mostly writes about the small stuff of interpersonal relationships; anyone hoping for information on the difference between the allied armies will have to go elsewhere.
I appreciate that Phil took time to be with us as we countered UPJ.
I cannot recommend this book.
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Posted by Tom at April 9, 2007 7:24 PM
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As a veteran who served in Iraq (my girlfriend did too), I fail to see the point in doing a counter-protest to a peace rally. However, I agree that some of their statements are borderline retarded - "If you like it so much go back!" Serving in Iraq does not imply that one enjoyed it, so that's just dumb.
I'm always skeptical of non-combat veterans who share their experience because they rarely know what's happening outside the safety of the FOB. They also tend to be the biggest supporters of the war and of the President. For those of us who kicked in doors, battled insurgents and experienced IEDs there is generally a less support for the war, or at least more skepticism about the validity of our repetitive missions. If my time was candy-coated with days at the pool like this guy I'd probably volunteer to go back for multiple deployments.
Interesting review of the book, I found you via a comment on RegimeofTerror.com.
Posted by: Tim at April 10, 2007 4:45 AM
Tom, the words "vapid egotist" come to mind. As they Marines like to say, "you always have your 10%".
Tim, point well taken. Thank you for your service. For both you and Tom, I hope you'll look at this "thank you" from an Iraqi. He and I have corresponded for some months now, so I was happy to post this e-mail from Hameed.
http://dagneysrant.com/2007/04/12/a-message-from-an-iraqi.aspx
Please share it with all the OIF vets you know. It's something they need to read, what with all of the MSM bull-crap they are fed! I'm taking copies of it to all four of our Fisher Houses at Ft. Sam Houston tomorrow.
Posted by: DagneyT
at April 13, 2007 5:58 PM
I saw Phil Kiver recently. I must mention that, although I was excited to meet him, I was shocked to witness his short temper, immature and condescending attitude and hear his racist remarks about Hispanics, calling all of them "Mexicans" and "illegals," even though not all Hispanics are from Mexico, nor illegal. I thought to myself, "This is the author of this book?" I was disgusted and would not ever care to meet him, nor run into him again. If you truly care about an honest opinion on this war, ask a true soldier, or marine, not this pseudo-journalist, who thinks that he can write a book, provoking emotion, yet has no thought for humanity after only 128 days in Iraq. He mentions wading in Sadam's pools, while the real soldiers are fighting and dying in an illegal war that they did not start.
Posted by: Nick at September 21, 2007 11:10 PM
I would not recommend this book to anyone. This man does not deserve to get rich off this book, as hateful and racist of a person he is. If you have ever seen or met Phil Kiver, you can see the hate in his face. Being a patriot is not only loving Americans who are white, but loving everyone. The real soldiers are out there fighting in a war, while this man, in real life, is a hateful, racist, egotistical person, with all due respect. Do not support such a person by buying this book!
Posted by: Nick at September 21, 2007 11:15 PM



